Affidavit

In support of a charge of battery against an attorney a plaintiff submitted the following affidavit:
"1. I am a born-again Christian and cultivate holiness in my life. [A]s a result I am very sensitve to evil spirits and am greatly disturbed by the demonic. However, in Christ there is victory."

-Just for the record, I believe that everyone has the right to their faith and that faith is a beautiful thing. This affidavit, however, is perfect evidence of how Bush was elected-by the uneducated, illogical Christian right. Now come on folks, we know this claim is going to get thrown out. After all, activist judges HATE GOD.