Some things you should know about me

There are some things you should know about me before you get to know me any better:

• My teeth are typically clenched from 9am-7pm
• I always have a wise ass comment on the tip of my tongue. Always, no matter how inappropriate the circumstances.
• If there is food, I will eat it. Because of this, I hesitate to stock the pantry.
• I have trouble going to sleep at night. I have even more trouble getting up. I don't really have insomnia-because I could sleep forever if I had a chance to sleep past 8 ever. So I don't think I'm an insomniac. Maybe I just have no will power.
• I don't like evidence. Not because it's not useful. I just find it lawyerlike to base rules on the stupidity of the average person. Necessary, but it just makes me feel bad.
• I would choose a barbeque with friends over a 4 star meal every day of the week.
• I say I like to travel, but I'm really a homebody. I like to travel if I can make the place I'm going feel like home. Which happens sometimes. Switzerland. Some of Germany. NY.

He had never heard that song before, but he still got the metaphore.

-Hold Steady