Left Wing Liberals are More Dangerous Than Right Wing Republicans

Who do you hate more, stupid people or arrogant people? Stupid people generally can't help themselves. Arrogant people know they're smart and let us all know. Stupid people fumble, they struggle, maybe they think they are intelligent, maybe they try really hard, but in the end we really just feel sorry for them. Arrogant people are condescending, they're dreadful to be around, and generally they aren't nearly as smart or attractive as they believe they are. I hate arrogant people. I'm beginning to hate the left.

So, when I watch a political talk show and I listen to a Republican leader, or the head of such-and-such-abortion-clinic-bombing Family Protection Christian Right Society for Christian Families I don't think arrogant, I think naive. I don't think "wow these people are cocky bastards," I think "these people are missing the point." When I hear a Republican leader on TV lambasting a Democrat for hating the troops I don't think "man this guy is a dick," I think, "wow, this guy really knows how to play the trump card." When I hear someone talking about teaching intelligent design, I don't think "asshole" I think...okay well I think "wow this guy is an asshole because I know he doesn't believe this shit." But still, he's not an asshole for the way he's saying it, he's an asshole for what he's saying.

As for the Democratic Left, these guys can't get on TV for 30 seconds without seeming like complete cocks. Do I really need to hear Richard fucking Belzer on TV talking politics and making an ass out of his entire party? Someone needs to remind these actors that they are ACTORS. Again, the correct answer was ACTORS. You know what I think when this guy tells me that troops on the ground in Iraq don't know what the entire war is about and that he does because he can read multiple papers a day? I think, wow this guy needs to get some work. Why can't someone just get on TV without some sort of terrible middle of the road agenda? Can I get someone on TV saying "you know what, we fucked up, we know we fucked up, but we might as well take down Iran while we've got the chance." Or "we fucked up, we know we fucked up, let's pull out and let Iraq sort this out themselves-because in the end it's just gonna turn into what it was before-a horrible and brutal dictatorship." I am so sick of these middle of the road, underachieving politicians.

Let's see some current political agendas:
Anti-Racey Video Games: If people really think shooting people, seeing tits and picking up prostitutes in a video game is all that terrible, than they need something more to do. Isn't this a parent's job? Your kid gets their hands on Grand Theft Auto, than so be it. It's not going to mess them up all that bad. It's a VIDEO GAME! We've got kids everywhere, poor, neglected, molested, alienated, starving, dying and we care that some 9 year old is going to see sex 2 or 3 years before he'd be looking at Playboy in school anyways. Come on people.

Lobbyist Reform: I've got some reform for you guys- stop being so fucking corrupt. How about that? Isn't it ironic that the corrupt are passing anti-corruption laws? Do we really need to spend hundreds of man hours passing and refining an anti-lobbyist reform bill. Stop taking money from dirtbags, simple.

Anti-Flag Burning: Who does this hurt really? I mean really, at the end of the day what does burning a flag do? It doesn't incite riots, it doesn't kill our American spirit, flag burning is as symbolic as the flag itself. Let it go. I don't condone it, but there are more important things.

Gay Marriage: I don't care what you think about gay people. Personally, I believe that many gay people have more caring, loving relationships than say Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. I think gay people should be afforded the same rights straight people are. That's not the point though, the point is that this is a political play. This is not the "protection of families" this is the "protection of my seat in the house because I'm in a middle of the road Ohio district and if I can get some homophobes out to vote I'll improve my chances." Protection of the family? Most kids I know that are messed up are messed up because their straight parents went through a messy divorce. But we're not concerned with escalating divorce rates when we "protect the family" we're concerned with gay marriage. Well played.

And Finally BASEBALL: Baseball, are you kidding me!? The US is trillions in debt. Africa is a mess. Iraq is a mess. Afghanistan is a mess. Iran or North Korea will probably nuke us before the investigation into Barry Bonds is over. Yet, we have Senators making some stupid pitch to get face time by fighting the real enemy-steroid users. Well, I'm glad that we've got that cleared up. I don't trust a senator to reform baseball. Why don't we leave that to ESPN, SI, the Commissioner and the fans-the only people and outlets that can really change the game. But no, I need to see the leading story on SportCenter be John McCain cleaning up baseball. Finally, I can sleep soundly at night.

Lyrics:
"I'll wake on the floor, with my country at war.
And I wish I could care, but my liver's too sore.
If liquor's a lover, you know I'm a whore."
Two Gallants My Madonna -Some good ole melodrama.