Britney Spears

Britney Spears was on Dateline tonight. A lot of times, people that have been controversial lately, or have been in the news a lot, go on Dateline because they know they can get a borderline respectable interview. Their publicist will send the questions to be asked. The interviewer will ask them. The celebrity will answer them with heartfelt memorized answers. The slutty celebrity will dress conservatively. The celebrity with tatoos everywhere will cover them with a long sleeve shirt. The tough guy will even shed a tear while talking about his childhood.

Apparently Britney missed the memo. I don't think anyone did her hair today. Her makeup looks similar to the makeup worn by former blog celebrity, crazy cafe lady. She is wearing the most unflattering dress I've ever seen. I think it's purple. I hate purple. She is also chewing gum. Who chews gum in a television interview? Apparently Britney Spears does.

So I'm not going to slam her too much, because she is pregnant. But, do you ever see a pregnant woman who still looks presentable, still looks like she's puting forth some effort? Maybe that she actually enjoys being pregnant for brief moments in time? Some reason, pregnancy just makes Britney look more whorish. I'm pretty sure it's her dress. Plus she's married to a douchebag. That might help to.

On a completely different note, I can't believe I spent 10 minutes watching this interview. On a similar note, I can't believe I spent 10 minutes writing about it. I'm a sad little man.