Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood could be caught having sex with 1,000 women on film. This film could be distributed by a large porn distribution company to people around the world. Photos could be taken of Elijah Wood making out with all of the world's most amazing supermodels. Elijah Wood could be caught on digital audio describing his latest sexual romps with the woman of the moment. I could witness, live and in person, Elijah Wood having sex with multiple women.
I will never believe that Elijah Wood is not gay.
No matter how hard he tries.
posted by Evan @ 9:50 PM
4 Comments:
If Evan replaced the mom in 'The Good Son' I guess we know who he would drop off the cliff. I guess finals are over if you have time to rant about something as pointless as this. Who's next on your list, Darko? Tom Hanks?
Perhaps Evan has unresolved feeling for E.W. Perhaps he is wishful thinking...?
No, Darko just has problems with any American actor that's not Jake Gyllenhaal. Get a job slob.
Jake is pretty dreamy, i must admit. Have you seen the Punked with Elijah Wood? Oh man, is he gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. And, uh, tim, last time I check you had multiple postings about comic book characters so don't bring the pointless argument to the table.
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