More things I don't Understand

This is me and some friends. For some reason, half my photos in law school tend to be with people with their mouths open. I don't understand why. It may have something to do with the heavy drinking. In this photo, I believe we're going on perhaps hour 9 or 10 of. I like this photo though, I don't really know why though, it's a little ridiculous.

• When did it become acceptable for a 6'3" 225 pound man to carry one book and a laptop in a bag with wheels. Are you going to the fucking airport? Is that a carry on? Am i mistaken, because i thought we were on a bus, not a 737. Is this really necessary, wear a fucking backpack!
• Why people wear suits with a solid color dress shirt and a tie that is the SAME COLOR AS THE SHIRT!!! A tie is supposed to accent-even i know that. You are not a bouncer. You are not Italian. You are not a gangster. You look like a fucking tool. This is Chicago, not a shithole club on the Jersey shore.
• Another fashion one: Why do people wear navy blue blazers with khaki's? I haven't seen someone pull this off since Prince William.
• Why I sometimes start, and continue conversations about things I know the person I'm speaking to could care less about. For example, talking to anyone not in law school, about law school. Terrible idea. Talking to people, almost anyone really, about the music I like. Why do I continue to do this. I get these great responses. Ex: ME: "Did you hear Scott McClellan resigned?" THEM: "Whose, Scott McClellan?" ME: "The White House Press Secretary." THEM: "Oh....no I didn't hear he resigned." ME: "Yeah, major shakeup, who do you think will be next?" THEM: "Honestly, I have no idea, I haven't had the chance to watch the news in a while." ME: "You homeless people are terrible conversationalists."
• Substantive Due Process.
• Why a certain someone talks so slow.
• Long division.
• Hate mail. Hate mail has to be the most counter-productive of all human practices. I much prefer "constructive criticism mail"
• Everyday I get a Starbucks Americano. Espresso and water. Sometimes, I'll put a sugar in it if I'm feeling really sassy. A few days ago, I'm at the "bar" waiting for my Americano, and I hear the person in line place an order. Something to the following effect: "I would like a large mocha chip frappucino with extra caramel on the bottom and some on top of the whip cream. Also, is there anyway I can get a side of whip cream?" Without looking, I figured it was a little kid. Turned-not a little kid. In fact, nothing little about this person. Very very large woman. Does she not get it? Like does she not get the connection, or has she just given up?
• That's all. I get everything else really well, and it comes painfully easy.