Bill O'Reilly and other 24 Hour News Characters

I don't think that many intelligent people would disagree that Bill O'Reilly is a diplorable human being. Currently, I'm watching the O'Reilly Factor and he's knocking hilary Clinton for invoking Jesus in the immigration debate. He edited her clip very very well. She did use "Jesus" but what she was essentially saying, if anyone actually listened to her entire point, was that the new immigration bill would criminalize the activity of priests and religious leaders when they aid these "criminals." She was basically saying that she did not want to criminalize the actions of religious leaders. That's it.

Enter Bill O'Reilly who calls her a "dispicable human being" for invoking Jesus in this debate. I believe he said something along the lines of "what about Jesus in the partial birth abortion debate?" I really wanted the theologian he had on for the sole purposes of agreeing with him to say "well Bill, where was Jesus when you were phone-fucking an intern?" This guy pans Hilary Clinton for the mere mention of Jesus Christ in what was probably a decent point, yet he does one interview about his immoralities and states very simply "I will never speak of this again." Fuck that. The worst thing is that O'Reilly is much smarter than this. He know he's a piece of shit, and he tries to be even more of a piece of shit so that assholes like me will watch his show just to hate him. He's the Howard Stern of the News. I can see little old ladies in all corners of the country getting behind Mr. O'Reilly. I can see middle aged republicans shaking their fists. Where were the people when this married man was having phone sex with an intern? I don't think Hillary, or Bill for that matter, are perfect, but when Ms. Clinton's morals and use of Jesus are being attacked by this dirtbag, I have problems. This guy blows. And I read the taped conversations-he's not even that creative with the phone sex. I mean if you're gonna go, go all out. The best you can come up with is a loofa, which later, when the conversation gets really hot, you mistakenly call a falafel? That's it? Shit, the falafel would be more exciting than a night with Bill O'Reilly. I do love Middle Eastern food. And I do hate Bill O'Reilly. And I am straight, so yeah, I'll take the falafel.

Bill O'Reilly...terrible human being.

But perhaps worse is...........Nancy GRACE!!!! This woman, she fakes cries every single time someone calls in and is like "Nancy, i just love you're show, you're great." This woman gets choked up everytime this happens?! Nancy, drop the fake fucking southern accent. Cut the shit. One time, one of her colleagues was discussing a prosecutor of a particular crime and said that "if anyone can get the win, she can." Nancy blows the fuck up. Sir, never say a prosecutor is trying to get a win. The prosecutor is seeking justice, blah blah blah. They aren't seeking justice. If they are prosecuting the person, they are now trying to get the win. In the end they want justice, but once the prosecution has begun, the prosecutor now believes that the person did it and they want to win the case. Don't spout this "justice" shit. Doing things out of "justice" doesn't make any analytical sense in law school, doesn't make much fucking sense when you spout it on MSNBC.